Well, it’s that time of the year again. Good ol’ end of year holidays.
To celebrate just how politically correct America is becoming I’ve mixed together a horrible poem entitled: We Wish You A PC Holiday. I just showed it to a few people who I know are extreme Christmas-hating Atheists (although… at least they are not like the 1% of Atheists and Agnostics who use and abuse the legal system and Constitution to attack any religious symbol) and even they got a kick out of it. I made it strictly as a joke - so please don’t take it too seriously.
Anyway, enjoy:
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We Wish You A PC Holiday
Author: Jeremy Steele
http://www.nusuni.com/
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We wish you a PC Holiday;
We wish you a PC Holiday;
We wish you a PC Holiday and a legalistic new year;
Good summonses we bring, to you and your beliefs;
Good summonses for December 25 and a legalistic new year
Now let’s give you some new censorship;
Now let’s give you some new censorship;
Now let’s give you some new censorship and a pile of atheistic cheer;
We won’t go until we’ve screwed you;
We won’t go until we’ve screwed you;
We won’t go until we’ve screwed you, so let’s sign it into law right here
We wish you a PC Holiday;
We wish you a PC Holiday;
We wish you a PC Holiday and a legalistic new year!
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Dare I say it?
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Now if only Wal Mart and Target would get brave and stand up to the .05% of loud mouths and say that to the 99.95% of people who like Christmas who walk into their stores, the world would be a much better place. It’s pretty sad though… when I said “Have a good Christmas” to a cashier at Target the other day I could have sworn I saw her wince a bit. If an Agnostic like me is noticing weird things like that then something must be up.
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December 23rd, 2007 at 5:45 pm
I think only one or two people wished me a Merry Christmas while the rest said Happy Holidays. I always say Merry Christmas in return, and if the PC-ers don’t like it, they can all go blow out their ugly, fat, hairy mother-f___ing asses.
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!
I’ll say what I want, when I want, and how I want. If people can’t handle that, then here, this is an Ice Pick, now ram it into your ears please.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Thanks for your thoughts, have a great Christmas
December 23rd, 2007 at 10:06 pm
I work at Target and they haven’t said anything about saying “Happy Holidays” to customers. Personally, I say Merry Christmas to most people.
December 24th, 2007 at 12:11 am
Hmm, every time I goto the local Target and Wal Mart (and even friggin McDonald’s) all they’ve said to me is “Happy Holidays” (one even skipped them and went straight to “Happy new year” - but I found that more funny than anything else). Maybe I’ve just gotten annoying cashiers or something. Good to hear at least one Target employee still says it though.
Have a great Christmas, Matt.