I’ve seen some crazy spam messages before… but these are by far the stupidest ones ever:
- This is not spam - Well then what the heck is it?
- By my Viagra i made it!!!!!!! - You made Viagra? I don’t even want to ask what the side effects are…
- Click here for great porn - (It linked to http://www.google.com)
- Roses are red violets are blue if you don by this chep vigra i will shoot u - Threatening me? How dare they!
- Good day the stox are high today - Am I the only one who thinks “stox” looks like the name of some drug?
- Harry looked up and said “Professor, I need viox” - Ummm… Yeah…
- Make money from home while doing nothing - If you’re going to do nothing at home then why be home at all? I’d rather be making money while vacationing.
- Buy MEEEEEE - How much do you cost?
- Buy these cheap pillz Ill give you a cookie - I hope the cookie isn’t loaded with the “pillz”.
- This is not spam, I swear it. This is not a spam message it is just mi attemtp to get more pagerank. This is not spam. - As I said before… not spam huh? Keep drinking that kool-aid
- ytmnd fark sex video - So what does a procreating YTMND and Fark give you? I don’t want to know.
- Download Free Ipod Porn Video - Ahhh, the spam that inspired classic ipod porn post I did a while back. Still one of the best photoshop jobs I’ve done thus far… (probably NSFW, but it is still funny)
- Steroids make u shrink our pillz make you big again! - Heh… need I say more?
- By our stok it ha gon down 500% in past week - 1. Why would I want to buy a stock that has gone down 500% in a week? And 2. How is that possible?
And finally, the stupidest spam ever is…
Good information about dog vomiting
Heh, this is one I wrote about a while back. I don’t even want to know what the spammers were thinking.
Have you ever encountered any absolutely stupid spam messages? If so, what were they?
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