This has to be by far the weirdest post I’ve written on here (actually, that iPod Porn post is). I need some stupid questions.
I need some questions that only an absolute moron wouldn’t be able to answer. I’m not talking about 2+2 questions. I’m talking about things like “in what year did the 9/11 attacks occur?” and “who is the current US president?” Please only ask questions that US citizens can answer (they are the main target for now - but the Canadians and Brits may be next)
These questions may be used for a website I am launching soon. It’s a bit of a joke website I’m launching just because I own the domain (for no reason - just for the heck of it). If your question gets used you’ll get full credit for it and a link on the site. First come, first serve - first person to post the question gets credit.
Ready… set…. go!
Please subscribe, or else I will cry. Do you really want to make a programmer cry?
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:28 pm
Jeremy,
I think I need a little more to go on. Otherwise, my suggestions might be completely useless…
Are you looking for questions like:
The opposite of true is?
November 3rd, 2007 at 12:03 am
Yeah, questions like that will work.
November 3rd, 2007 at 2:35 am
What does DC in Washing DC stand for? LOL
November 3rd, 2007 at 10:57 am
Heh, there’s a good one.
November 3rd, 2007 at 11:12 am
I am not stupid, so I don’t have any stupid questions for you, Jeremy
November 3rd, 2007 at 12:40 pm
How many states are in the United States?
November 3rd, 2007 at 1:04 pm
How many Senators in Congress?
We the People is the start of what document?
Who invented the PC?
What city is Rocky Balboa from?
November 3rd, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Good questions - keep em coming.
November 3rd, 2007 at 1:51 pm
What is better, a mac or a pc?
(Jeremy, I know you know the answer to this one)
November 3rd, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Here are some…
Who took the bite out of the apple computer logo?
Check out this site - http://www.netcartoon.net/naaas/doquiz.php
November 5th, 2007 at 3:00 am
Every body is having fun here in posting comments. well i also love to join with you guys, here is my stupid question.
who discovered America?
Which is the capital of America?
November 8th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Anna - That is a weird site. Maybe I am missing the humor in it, but anyone can answer all of the questions correctly. Then when you do, you get this message:
“You answered 20 questions correctly out of 20.
If you are American, the only way you got this score is by doing the quiz 50 times, and memorizing the correct answers. You need to approach the world in a less aggressively competitive way and learn to live with your inadequacies, rather than seeking to feel through bigotry and false national pride.”
Sometimes people just don’t focus on, or listen to, the question. When I was in college in N.H., our class was told to design a question that was not common knowledge, but gave the answer to the question in the question itself. We came up with the following and did an experiment by calling people in other states and asking them:
“New Hampshire’s motto is Live Free or Die…pause… What is the state motto of New Hampshire?”
Surprisingly, some would either get it wrong or insist they did not know!
November 8th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Will, I have only looked through a couple of questions, which were errr pretty stupid, and that qualified them for this post. I never saw that message at the end. I do agree with you tough that it wasn’t very funny.
November 9th, 2007 at 1:50 am
now this is really an interesting one. here’s my question:
why do you need a stupid question?
November 9th, 2007 at 2:13 am
‘Tis a secret that will become public shortly. Just need to finish up the CMS - do some quick beta testing - and then it’s done.
But be warned, the site is a complete joke that I’m doing for fun
November 9th, 2007 at 4:23 am
hmmm. makes it even more interesting. i’ watchout for that.
so maybe questions like this one will do…
what came first, egg or chicken?
February 20th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
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