Heh, I just saw this on the Drudge Report earlier:
BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.
All I can say is ROFLMAO!
Reminds me of the rabbit from Monty Python and The Holy Grail:

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June 14th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
MPHG!
Loved that movie!
“But it’s just a BUNNY!”
Squirrels are known to go bezerk like that. Had a few in town here.
June 14th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
I never did trust those critters… there is one darn little chipmunk that likes spying on me through my window, darn thing is always sitting there just staring.
June 18th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Good thing they are not flying squirrels. That would be troublesome. rofl
June 18th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Cute things can sometimes get wild.
June 18th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
At least it didn’t have rabies
August 26th, 2007 at 4:49 am
When I saw the title of the post all I could think of was Monty Python. Thats funny.