Wow, this is sure getting messy (which is the way Paris Hilton likes things, right?)
The judge in this whole mess has now ordered Paris Hilton back to court and says the Sheriff’s Department overstepped its limits in going against the May 4th ruling. The judge had previously said she is not to be put under house arrest at all.
I hope she goes back to jail… you know? I am still a bit curious what that “medical condition” was… some people say she didn’t eat, other’s say she had a “panic attack”, but I think she was just having drug withdrawal. Either way, Hollywood brats get away with too much crap, time to lock ‘em up!
Or better yet, the government should send them to an island and leave them, set up some hidden cameras, and start a government-sponsored reality show. I bet they’d make a killing ![]()
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June 8th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
OH! Awesome. I would definitely watch that Reality TV Show!
Watching Paris and her side kick wanna-be Nicole get skinnier and skinnier, and shriveling up into dust because they cant provide for themselves.
Oh I can dream can’t I?
June 8th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
I was just watching the news coverage of it, its pretty humorous. Hundreds of media outlets and dozens of helicopters covering it.
Why can’t a massive rainstorm just hit downtown LA right now? That’d be sooo friggin hilarious.