In case you haven’t heard Paris Hilton got out of jail early, due to “medical problems”. As much as I hate to say it, I am curious if she is getting out early due to drug addition problems.
Jails have been known to let people out for having severe drug withdrawal problems, and I have a feeling Hilton does a little bit of something.
Then again, if one of the lawyers involved pops up in her next sex tape we will know what happened.
I wish more people would do this to her:
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June 7th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
I saw that a couple of days ago. Laughed my ass off. I love the expression Hilton gives near the end.
I bet if you check the judges bank account, there was a nice big deposit.
June 7th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
The only thing funnier than Paris are her fans that yell if you make fun of her: “Ohhh shes just mistreated all the time and everyone makes fun of her and overreactes blah blah blah blah”
June 7th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
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