Offtopic: Paris Hilton Gets Out Of Jail Early

In case you haven’t heard Paris Hilton got out of jail early, due to “medical problems”. As much as I hate to say it, I am curious if she is getting out early due to drug addition problems.

Jails have been known to let people out for having severe drug withdrawal problems, and I have a feeling Hilton does a little bit of something.

Then again, if one of the lawyers involved pops up in her next sex tape we will know what happened.

I wish more people would do this to her:

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3 Comments

  1. MacBros Says:

    I saw that a couple of days ago. Laughed my ass off. I love the expression Hilton gives near the end.

    I bet if you check the judges bank account, there was a nice big deposit.

  2. Jeremy Steele Says:

    The only thing funnier than Paris are her fans that yell if you make fun of her: “Ohhh shes just mistreated all the time and everyone makes fun of her and overreactes blah blah blah blah”

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