25 Mysteries That Must Be Solved

This is a list of 25 mysteries that need to be solved, maybe you know the answer to some of them?

1. Why do geeks/nerds ask for dating advice on computer forums?
2. Why do gamers deny the whole “video games cause violence” idea while threatening to behead politicians who want to games less violent?
3. Why do so many SEOs deny the fact that SEO is about working the system to their advantage?
4. Why do teens flock to flash videos about dancing circles and pot leaves?
5. How come the Internet was better before the crash in the early 00s?
6. Why do morons use the word “fanboy”?
7. Where does Waldo live?
8. Why doesn’t MySpace ever release their “active users” statistic?
9. Why does anarchy reign free on the ‘net?
10. When someone is walking alone in a forest and they fart, does it stink?
11. Why do politicians blame everyone other than themselves?
12. What went through that kid’s head when he made the second Numa Numa video?
13. Is it true that Oompa-Loompas work at the iPod factory?
14. Why does Microsoft still use cd-keys? Apparently they don’t work.
15. Will Google ever do anything about spammers, or will they continue to fund them?
16. Am I the only person on the planet who thinks the DMCA laws were a great idea?
17. When my cat farts it looks up at me like I did it, why is that?
18. Why do printer cartridges cost so much?
19. When will Congress fix the patent laws?
20. Will there ever be an OpenGL HTML element?
21. How come forum users are experts in the legal, computer science, relationship, and economic fields?
22. Why are so many people absolute dicks?
23. Why won’t NASA design anything new?
24. If everyone begged Bill Gates for a check would he eventually give one to someone?
25. Are cosmologists really stupid or something? They debate whether or not there was time before the Big Bang. Umm… scientists… please don’t do any more crack.

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